Salad = Healthy....Um, not so much....
Those rabid deep-fryers have even gotten to our salads:Why god, why?I think at this point, it's just postmodern...
View ArticleBad Food Famousness
Check me out: I made it onto The Internets. Kinda...They posted my worst dip i ever ate:And it was...Heed my warning and stay away from Trader Joe's food in general. You've been warned.
View Article5 Dumbest Names for Fictional Hangouts.
This is food related...kinda...So, Eric and I are watching Smallville today and the cutesy quips and ironically-named characters and subplot points made me think of other great shows with similarly...
View ArticleFast Food Might Kill you. Or just make you fat.
...Which you already knew...But here's more proof:272 Highest Calorie Fast Food itemsyou heard me. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
View ArticleFood Network Epic Fail
I love Food Network. Most people who know me know this fact as well. However, sometimes they do something so shocking, so horrible, that it merits discussion...Paula Deen is usually the Numero Uno...
View ArticleBurger King "Breakfast"?
So everyone knows that commercials get old once you've seen/heard them about a million times. And there are some scary commercials on TV. (take Snuggie Cult to the tune of the Macarena, for...
View ArticleFood that won't go bad AND Taco Bell goes too far.
Those of you that have seen the fabulous Super Size Me may not have seen the deleted scenes/special features. If you own the movie, go back and watch the bonus feature video of Morgan Spurlock's...
View ArticleOh Micky D's: why must you do this?
All I have to say is...IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK--And it still ACTUALLY looks like this:and some moron out there needs this......in order to assemble it properly...Thank you very much McDonald's for...
View ArticleThe Bacon Has Arrived!
Not like it ever really left though. This is my obligatory BACON POST!!I think that we should begin with fast food bacon burgers. They are everywhere...Wendy's has the Baconator. I hear it is pretty...
View ArticleHave it your way: Fat.
Burger King may be the lesser of two fast food evils, but it's still pretty bad. And I swear that the grill smoke coming out of the chimney is fake...So they have a deal right now. Buy one original...
View ArticleYear in Review: Fast Food 2010
2010 has been a great year. But not so much in the fast food department. Here are some of the most terrifying fast foodie atrocities in what was otherwise a very good year.Top 5 Biggest Fast Food...
View ArticleOh HELL no...TurBaconThanksgiving Dinner? Why?
This is THE most disturbing food conglomeration that I have seen in a very long time.Thanks Kit, for sending me the link. So scary. Did you SEE the calorie and fat counts people? Plus, it's just gross....
View ArticleNightmare New Junk for 2011.
Where does McDonalds come up with this gross crap that they call "healthy"? It even looks grody in the commercials, and in person? Well, you be the judge:I have to admit that I've had weddings on the...
View ArticleOh no, I am totally screwed.
Oh man...in doing research on scary fast food, I came across this:Oh My GOD.Please note #5. Which is one of my favorite things in the world. Meat-lovers stuffed crust pizza. And I will never eat it...
View ArticleBacon Unites us ALL!
...Um, unless you are kosher, vegetarian, vegan, on a low-sodium diet, low-fat diet, low-protein diet, or care about your health at all...So the above claim is false. But--moving on...There's a new...
View ArticleThe Bacon-mania continues!
3 words: Deep...fried...bacon...I can't handle this. And yes, it is breaded. Even I cannot abide this bacon-failure.Here are some other atrocities for your "pleasure". Yeeeek.from Yes But No But Yes
View ArticleFast Food Video reviews!
This is my new fave FF website: it's a dude who writes for WGN Chicago--actually braving fast food newbies. Hats off Mr. Leshock...Fast Food Reviews!True stories of fast food; for better or worse.
View ArticleRide the Dog!
I don't know. I just...don't know. What I AM sure of is that the substance between the bacon hot dog and bun is gravy. And I bet she rubbed butter on everything before she cooked it. I know I say it a...
View ArticleRed Robin: Yum?
I like Red Robin. They have good food. I mean, this isn't Mickey Dee's or anything. It's actually food; instead of something resembling food. I really like their chicken wraps, in particular. They're...
View ArticlePizza Hut Strikes Again...
Pizza Hut is a frequent health violator. I mean, they have those heart-attack-inducing Toscani Pasta boats. And of course, my personal favorite, Meat-Lovers Stuffed Crust Pizza (which I have said...
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